Because the Gym is Cheaper Than Lipo Tee

Pink / XS / Modern Fit

$30.00

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Motivation is complicated. Some people show up for their health. Some for the endorphins. Some because their doctor gave them a look. And some show up because they did a rough cost-benefit analysis and here we are.

Whatever got you through that door? It counts. Full stop.

This tee is for women who don't take themselves too seriously, who have a complicated relationship with the gym but show up anyway, and who appreciate a joke that winks at the absurdity of the whole thing without ever making their body the punchline. You're here. You're doing it. The why is your business.

Show up in style. The style just happens to be sarcasm.

Soft, breathable fabric with the durability to outlast your gym phases
For everyone whose motivation is "it made financial sense"
A shirt that celebrates showing up, whatever the reason
Because the gym is, in fact, cheaper than a lot of things

We offer our tees in two fits. Choose the Modern Fit for a shirt that fits a bit closer to the body - sleek without being at all clingy. Our Relaxed Fit is printed on Comfort Colors shirts, offering you a boxier, roomier cut for a little extra breathing room.

Both styles are a unisex fit. If you want some extra room, consider ordering up a size.

MODERN FIT

Size	Width	Length
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

RELAXED FIT

Size	Width	Length
S	18.25"	26.5"
M	20.25"	29"
L	22"	29.5"
XL	24	30.75"
2XL	26"	31.5"
3XL	27.5"	32.5"
4XL	29"	33.5"

Fabric

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Care

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Consider washing your tee separately the first time, particularly if you chose the Relaxed Fit style. Our shirts are saturated in dye to make them last as long as possible, and while they are pre-washed to avoid shrinkage, there is a chance they might bleed in the wash initially.

Inside the shirt out before washing, then wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron - use a steamer instead if necessary.

Shipping

All of our products are made-to-order, and will ship within 3 business days of purchase. Shipping times vary based on the shipping option selected by the customer at time of purchase. Standard Free Shipping (USA only) is via USPS, and typically delivers within 3-5 business days.