Here's the thing about the gun show: nobody specified a minimum size requirement. The show is happening. The skeleton is flexing. The commitment is fully there. It's just that the guns themselves are currently, let's say, "under development." Building. Coming along nicely, at their own pace, on their own timeline, thank you very much.
"My Gun Show Is Concealed Carry" is for everyone who's been putting in the arm work and is still waiting for the arms to get the memo. Who flexes in the mirror with genuine hope and a certain amount of squinting. Who knows the biceps are in there somewhere, because they've been curling for actual months now, and something must be happening.
Something is happening. It's just concealed. For now.
So wear the shirt, hold the pose, and know that the Whiny Workouts skeleton is right there with you, flexing his little heart out, not remotely embarrassed, showing up to the gun show anyway. That's the whole thing.
- Features a sad, determined skeleton flexing with full commitment and very modest results
- Unisex relaxed fit for every body whose arms are technically a work in progress
- Soft, breathable fabric, because at least something about arm day should feel good
- Silly, self-aware, and deeply relatable for anyone who's been curling for months and checking daily
- Makes an excellent gift for literally anyone who has ever flexed hopefully in a mirror
