Everything Hurts Women's Tee

Black / XS / Modern Fit

$30.00

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There's a moment, usually around the second set, or the third flight of stairs, or just... Tuesday, where your body files a formal, unanimous complaint. Quads: unhappy. Shoulders: furious. Core: laughing at you. And your brain, somehow, just goes: yep. Everything hurts.

Welcome to the club. We have shirts.

"Everything Hurts" is for women who are doing the real, uncomfortable, character-building work of showing up when nothing about it feels good yet. Not the inspiring highlight reel version. The actual version, where you're sore, you're tired, you're grumpy, and you went anyway.

So you're here. Still. Despite everything. That's not a small thing. That's actually the whole thing, and this shirt says it out loud so you don't have to.

For the woman who showed up even though everything filed a complaint this morning
Soft, breathable fabric built for workouts and the dramatic recovery that follows
Sarcastic but warm. It punches with you, never at you
Because "I feel great!" is a personality, but "everything hurts" is just the truth
Makes an excellent gift for anyone who's currently sore from something they're proud of

We offer our tees in two fits. Choose the Modern Fit for a shirt that fits a bit closer to the body - sleek without being at all clingy. Our Relaxed Fit is printed on Comfort Colors shirts, offering you a boxier, roomier cut for a little extra breathing room.

Both styles are a unisex fit. If you want some extra room, consider ordering up a size.

MODERN FIT

Size	Width	Length
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

RELAXED FIT

Size	Width	Length
S	18.25"	26.5"
M	20.25"	29"
L	22"	29.5"
XL	24	30.75"
2XL	26"	31.5"
3XL	27.5"	32.5"
4XL	29"	33.5"

Fabric

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Care

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Consider washing your tee separately the first time, particularly if you chose the Relaxed Fit style. Our shirts are saturated in dye to make them last as long as possible, and while they are pre-washed to avoid shrinkage, there is a chance they might bleed in the wash initially.

Inside the shirt out before washing, then wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron - use a steamer instead if necessary.

Shipping

All of our products are made-to-order, and will ship within 3 business days of purchase. Shipping times vary based on the shipping option selected by the customer at time of purchase. Standard Free Shipping (USA only) is via USPS, and typically delivers within 3-5 business days.