I Hate It Here Tee

I Hate It Here Tee

Red / XS / Modern Fit
$30.00
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I Hate It Here Tee

I Hate It Here Tee

He's lifting. He hates it. He's still lifting. The grumpy skeleton on the front has a barbell, a grievance, and absolutely no plans to put either one down. This is the shirt for everyone who's mid-rep and already over it, but finishing anyway, because that's just what we do.

$30.00
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ColorRed
Size
Fit

Note: Colors vary slightly between Modern and Relaxed fit styles. If you need multiple shirts to match exactly, choose the same fit.

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Look at him. Just look at this guy. Standing there with a barbell and the energy of someone who has been personally wronged by the concept of exercise but is doing it anyway, out of pure spite and stubbornness. He didn't want to come. He came. He picked up the weight. He hates it here.

He is us.

"I Hate It Here" is for the gym sessions that run on grim determination and nothing else. The ones where the music isn't hitting right, the equipment you wanted is taken, you're already sweaty before you've done anything meaningful, and every single part of you is filing a complaint. But you're still there. Still going. Because you said you would, or because you paid for this, or because you're not a quitter (even when quitting sounds genuinely amazing).

So yeah. You hate it here. The skeleton gets it completely. But you're both still lifting, and honestly? That's the whole thing.

  • Features a grumpy lifting skeleton who has a barbell, a bad attitude, and perfect form
  • Unisex relaxed fit for everyone who's mid-set and already done with today
  • Soft, breathable fabric that holds up through the whole miserable, character-building workout
  • Dark, snarky, and deeply accurate... this one's for the grim-determination crowd
  • Great gift for anyone whose gym sessions run on stubbornness, spite, or sheer inertia
Size + Fit

We offer our tees in two fits. Choose the Modern Fit for a shirt that fits a bit closer to the body - sleek without being at all clingy. Our Relaxed Fit is printed on Comfort Colors shirts, offering you a boxier, roomier cut for a little extra breathing room.

Both styles are a unisex fit. If you want some extra room, consider ordering up a size.

MODERN FIT
 Size Width Length
XS 16.5 27
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35
RELAXED FIT
 Size Width Length
S 18.25" 26.5"
M 20.25" 29"
L 22" 29.5"
XL 24 30.75"
2XL 26" 31.5"
3XL 27.5" 32.5"
4XL 29" 33.5"
Fabric + Care

Fabric

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Care

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Consider washing your tee separately the first time, particularly if you chose the Relaxed Fit style. Our shirts are saturated in dye to make them last as long as possible, and while they are pre-washed to avoid shrinkage, there is a chance they might bleed in the wash initially.

Inside the shirt out before washing, then wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron - use a steamer instead if necessary.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping

All of our products are made-to-order, and will ship within 3 business days of purchase. Shipping times vary based on the shipping option selected by the customer at time of purchase. Standard Free Shipping (USA only) is via USPS, and typically delivers within 3-5 business days.

Return Policy

Our full Returns and Refunds policy can be found here.

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