I'm Here Because of Pizza Tee

Black / XS / Modern Fit

$30.00

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Look, there are a lot of reasons people go to the gym. Some of them are beautiful and meaningful and deeply personal. And then there are the rest of us, who did a rough mental calculation at some point and ended up here.

The math was simple: pizza happened. The gym is the response. That's it. That's the whole story.

And here's the thing... it works. Whatever gets you through the door is valid. The person next to you has a whole inspiring backstory; you have a medium pepperoni and zero regrets, and you both showed up. You're both here. You're both doing it. The pizza is just a little more honest about why.

So wear it proudly. You're here because of pizza. Pizza got you off the couch, into your shoes, and through the door. Honestly, pizza is the hero of this story. The shirt is just saying so.

FEATURE BULLETS

The most honest gym motivation statement ever printed on a shirt
Unisex relaxed fit for everyone accounting for last night's decisions
Soft, breathable fabric for the workout pizza made you do
Dry humor at its most accurate: specific, relatable, and completely valid
Great gift for anyone whose relationship with fitness is also a relationship with food

We offer our tees in two fits. Choose the Modern Fit for a shirt that fits a bit closer to the body - sleek without being at all clingy. Our Relaxed Fit is printed on Comfort Colors shirts, offering you a boxier, roomier cut for a little extra breathing room.

Both styles are a unisex fit. If you want some extra room, consider ordering up a size.

MODERN FIT

Size	Width	Length
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

RELAXED FIT

Size	Width	Length
S	18.25"	26.5"
M	20.25"	29"
L	22"	29.5"
XL	24	30.75"
2XL	26"	31.5"
3XL	27.5"	32.5"
4XL	29"	33.5"

Fabric

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Care

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Consider washing your tee separately the first time, particularly if you chose the Relaxed Fit style. Our shirts are saturated in dye to make them last as long as possible, and while they are pre-washed to avoid shrinkage, there is a chance they might bleed in the wash initially.

Inside the shirt out before washing, then wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron - use a steamer instead if necessary.

Shipping

All of our products are made-to-order, and will ship within 3 business days of purchase. Shipping times vary based on the shipping option selected by the customer at time of purchase. Standard Free Shipping (USA only) is via USPS, and typically delivers within 3-5 business days.