Unjolly Rogerette Women's Tee

Black / XS / Modern Fit

$30.00

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She didn't come here to perform for anyone. She came here because she had shoes on and the gym was the next step and she'd already talked herself out of it twice this week and today was going to be different.

So she's here. Bow and all. Making exactly the face you make when you're doing the thing but you're not required to be cheerful about it.

The Unjolly Rogerette is for women who show up in the real version of themselves... not the highlight "reel version", not the "crushing it" version, just the actual version. The one who's a little fluffy, a little tired, possibly running on spite and a lukewarm coffee, and still here. Still doing it. Still showing up.

She's not jolly. But she's committed. And honestly, that's better.

The Unjolly Rogerette: Whiny Workouts' women's mascot, bow and barbells included
Soft, breathable fabric that holds up through every set and every eyeroll
For the woman who's here, doing it, and not required to be happy about it
A shirt that says "I found my people" without saying a single word

We offer our tees in two fits. Choose the Modern Fit for a shirt that fits a bit closer to the body - sleek without being at all clingy. Our Relaxed Fit is printed on Comfort Colors shirts, offering you a boxier, roomier cut for a little extra breathing room.

Both styles are a unisex fit. If you want some extra room, consider ordering up a size.

MODERN FIT

Size	Width	Length
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

RELAXED FIT

Size	Width	Length
S	18.25"	26.5"
M	20.25"	29"
L	22"	29.5"
XL	24	30.75"
2XL	26"	31.5"
3XL	27.5"	32.5"
4XL	29"	33.5"

Fabric

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Care

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Consider washing your tee separately the first time, particularly if you chose the Relaxed Fit style. Our shirts are saturated in dye to make them last as long as possible, and while they are pre-washed to avoid shrinkage, there is a chance they might bleed in the wash initially.

Inside the shirt out before washing, then wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron - use a steamer instead if necessary.

Shipping

All of our products are made-to-order, and will ship within 3 business days of purchase. Shipping times vary based on the shipping option selected by the customer at time of purchase. Standard Free Shipping (USA only) is via USPS, and typically delivers within 3-5 business days.