Unjolly Roger Tee

Unjolly Roger Tee

Black / XS / Modern Fit
$30.00
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Unjolly Roger Tee

Unjolly Roger Tee

The Unjolly Roger... skull, crossed barbells, that sad, whiny face. Sometimes the image says everything, and this is one of those times. For those who know, this one needs no explanation.

$30.00
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ColorBlack
Size
Fit

Note: Colors vary slightly between Modern and Relaxed fit styles. If you need multiple shirts to match exactly, choose the same fit.

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There's something to be said for a design that does its job without saying a word. The skull. The crossed barbells- not bones, barbells. And that expression: not scary, not fierce, just deeply, accurately tired and doing it anyway.

The Unjolly Roger Tee is the quiet version of the flag. No brand name on the front, just the graphic, which means it works as a gym shirt, an everyday shirt, a "I know exactly what this means and so do the right people" shirt. The ones who get it will get it. The ones who don't get it will still think it's a pretty solid skull tee. Both outcomes are fine.

It's the same mascot, the same energy, the same showing up. Just stripped down to the essential thing. Sometimes that's the version you want... the one that means something without needing to explain itself.

  • The Unjolly Roger in pure graphic form: no brand name, just the image
  • Works as a gym shirt, a regular shirt, or a quiet signal to fellow Whiny Workouts people
  • Unisex relaxed fit for every body at every stage of figuring this out
  • Soft, durable fabric that earns its keep in the regular rotation
  • For the person who knows (and knows that the right people will too)
Size + Fit

We offer our tees in two fits. Choose the Modern Fit for a shirt that fits a bit closer to the body - sleek without being at all clingy. Our Relaxed Fit is printed on Comfort Colors shirts, offering you a boxier, roomier cut for a little extra breathing room.

Both styles are a unisex fit. If you want some extra room, consider ordering up a size.

MODERN FIT
 Size Width Length
XS 16.5 27
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35
RELAXED FIT
 Size Width Length
S 18.25" 26.5"
M 20.25" 29"
L 22" 29.5"
XL 24 30.75"
2XL 26" 31.5"
3XL 27.5" 32.5"
4XL 29" 33.5"
Fabric + Care

Fabric

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Care

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Consider washing your tee separately the first time, particularly if you chose the Relaxed Fit style. Our shirts are saturated in dye to make them last as long as possible, and while they are pre-washed to avoid shrinkage, there is a chance they might bleed in the wash initially.

Inside the shirt out before washing, then wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron - use a steamer instead if necessary.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping

All of our products are made-to-order, and will ship within 3 business days of purchase. Shipping times vary based on the shipping option selected by the customer at time of purchase. Standard Free Shipping (USA only) is via USPS, and typically delivers within 3-5 business days.

Return Policy

Our full Returns and Refunds policy can be found here.

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