Who You Callin' Dumbbell Tee

Who You Callin' Dumbbell Tee

Navy / XS / Modern Fit
$30.00
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Who You Callin' Dumbbell Tee

Who You Callin' Dumbbell Tee

I heard it. I know what I heard. Yes, I am aware there are literally dozens of dumbbells in this room and yes, I understand that's probably what you meant, but I've already committed to the reaction and I'm not a quitter. That's actually why I'm here.

So who you callin' dumbbell???

$30.00
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ColorNavy
Size
Fit

Note: Colors vary slightly between Modern and Relaxed fit styles. If you need multiple shirts to match exactly, choose the same fit.

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I want to be very clear about what happened.

I was minding my business. I was doing my workout, which I showed up for, which already deserves recognition. And then- unprompted, out of nowhere, directly into my personal airspace- someone said the word. I heard it. And I took it personally. And before my brain could file the full report on the situation, my body had already put the weight down and turned around.

Was it about the equipment? Sure. Fine. Allegedly. But I had already made the face. The whole gym had already seen the face. And I'm sorry, but I don't un-make the face. That's not who I am. I came here with a certain amount of energy today and it needed somewhere to go, and frankly this seemed like as good a direction as any.

So yes. I'm wearing a shirt about it now. Because I showed up, I made a scene I'm not even a little embarrassed about, I finished my whole workout on pure adrenaline, and I will be back on Thursday to do it again.

Dumbbell? Please.

  • A first-person account of a completely reasonable reaction to a completely innocent comment
  • Unisex relaxed fit- roomy enough to turn around dramatically without restriction
  • Soft, breathable fabric that holds up through the workout, the incident, and the retelling
  • For the person who committed to the bit before the information was fully available
  • Perfect gift for anyone whose first instinct is always a little too fast and absolutely correct
Size + Fit

We offer our tees in two fits. Choose the Modern Fit for a shirt that fits a bit closer to the body - sleek without being at all clingy. Our Relaxed Fit is printed on Comfort Colors shirts, offering you a boxier, roomier cut for a little extra breathing room.

Both styles are a unisex fit. If you want some extra room, consider ordering up a size.

MODERN FIT
 Size Width Length
XS 16.5 27
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35
RELAXED FIT
 Size Width Length
S 18.25" 26.5"
M 20.25" 29"
L 22" 29.5"
XL 24 30.75"
2XL 26" 31.5"
3XL 27.5" 32.5"
4XL 29" 33.5"
Fabric + Care

Fabric

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Care

Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Consider washing your tee separately the first time, particularly if you chose the Relaxed Fit style. Our shirts are saturated in dye to make them last as long as possible, and while they are pre-washed to avoid shrinkage, there is a chance they might bleed in the wash initially.

Inside the shirt out before washing, then wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron - use a steamer instead if necessary.

Shipping + Returns

Shipping

All of our products are made-to-order, and will ship within 3 business days of purchase. Shipping times vary based on the shipping option selected by the customer at time of purchase. Standard Free Shipping (USA only) is via USPS, and typically delivers within 3-5 business days.

Return Policy

Our full Returns and Refunds policy can be found here.

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